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Check out our Spoon members best stories about their worst first date. He ended up getting so drunk he threw up. A lot. Great first impression, huh?
But after almost two months spent inside, we’re at the point where even a story about a bad date makes us nostalgic for a time when dating was.
By Laura Lifshitz Nov 11th, This past month, we asked the group for their funniest or weirdest dating stories and we got quite a mix. The reality is that dating after divorce is different for everyone. Some people meet others quickly—rebounding in destruction. Some people meet others quickly and it succeeds well! Some people struggle to date and others decide to avoid it altogether.
Some people are eager to remarry whereas others are not. I really think each journey is different for every individual. Some people move on fast, others slow—and everyone seems to want something different.
7 People Describe The Weirdest Date They’ve Had
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The weirdest was when I was a college junior and dated a girl that was a classmate. She wanted to have a “picnic” in a cemetery at a gravesite.
After finally coping with the demise of my previous relationship I decided to jump back into the dating game and download Bumble. Right away he requested I give him my number so we could communicate via text, and though I thought it was slightly premature I ultimately relinquished my digits. After chatting for a few days I found Preston quite sarcastic for my liking, so I was unsure whether or not I was inclined to meet in person.
A terrible date that killed chilvalry: Just The Tip. On a balmy 75 degrees day, Preston arrived 15 minutes late I might add outside our meeting point dressed in several layers, a scarf, and a beanie. Instead of entering the restaurant to have a drink Preston had another idea. Apprehensive to go with him to his apartment I proposed he just carry it. As we walked several blocks to who knows where Preston was texting on his phone for the entire duration. Puzzled, I offered up the usual examples such as dinner, drinks, coffee, etc.
Remembering that he had recently moved to NYC I inquired as to whether or not he had been on many dates. Preston then revealed that he had been building a dating bot that does the texting hence why he wanted to chat via text and even schedules his dates for him. It actually scheduled four dates for me at the same time today, which is why I was late!
Did I say that?
That said, the silver lining of a weird, funny, or just plain bad date is that it always makes for a great story. It was ridiculous, but, lucky for him, we both started cracking up. I was SO excited. I got super dressed-up and went to the campus bar to meet him. I guess I drunkenly gave my number to a random guy at a party who happened to have the same name as this cute guy in my architecture class.
What is a foster girlfriend? Do you find your exes get married right after your relationships ends? Maybe you’re the foster relationship.
Fast forward into the date and he disappeared and came back holding a sandwich-sized bag half full of what looked like broken glass. Crack, my Tinder date had crack. I politely declined his offer and then when I had the opportunity, made an exit. He sat next to me in the restaurant booth and proceeded to slide a butter knife up and down my thigh. He then went on to ask what my response would be if he told me he had five dicks. Yeah, never saw that guy again. Then afterwards, while eating dinner, the conversation was so awkward due to nothing in common, I couldn’t even look him in the eye.
He asked if I’d like to come over for dinner.
17 Horrific Dating Stories That’ll Make You Say ‘Hey, My Life Isn’t So Bad’
Even if you manage to match with a hottie, you then have to wait and see who will send the first message before struggling through awkward small talk. Thanks to the platform Reddit , people from all around the world are sharing their cringe-worthy tinder date stories for our amusement. This reddit thread has over 15K comments, each meetup wackier than the last. He informed me of the match and proceeded to set up a coffee date. Instead of him showing up to the date, I did. I know what I need in a man, and you don’t have it.
Do you have any weird date stories? Maybe first or blind dates that went terribly wrong, or were just downright awkward? AskReddit users were nice enough.
Was going to go to a bar with a girl I met on Tinder. Got out of her car, crossed the street, and then awkwardly shook my hand. Told me she forgot her ID at home, apologized, and then left. What made it more odd, is she had sent nudes, full face nudes not photoshopped face swapped I could see the chest tat on her in person no mistaking that. She brought a stuffed animal.
Not a tiny little thing some young women clip to their keychain. It was a gigantic blue rabbit at least as big as a toddler. She said she brought it because she sometimes gets scared in movies we were seeing a comedy. After the movie, we grabbed some ice cream and drove the cousins home. Hooked up with a girl she was 28 with dentures and she gave me a gum job. We were going mini golfing and the dude picked me up wearing a full on tux.
The guy picked me up, and asked me where I wanted to go.
By Laura Hensley March 15, Between deadbeat dudes, f-ck boys, ghosting and straight-up terrible first impressions, getting to know someone romantically can leave you feeling… drained. From not-so-discreet hook-up requests to poop-stained PJ pants, here are tragic things that have happened to us IRL.
She also shared her own weirdest date story, which was pretty good, writing, “I’ll go first we were going to see a movie and didn’t buy tickets in.
But, hey: it could always be worse! You could be like one of these poor Redditors, all of whom have spectacularly cringe-worthy dating stories. She was cute, funny, smart, everything you hope for in a blind first date. After spending a good part of the day with her, we end up at this frozen yogurt spot. We talk for a bit and she mentions how much fun she had today. Then she says how much her boyfriend would like this spot and that we should all hang out next week.
Never asked that friend to set me up ever again. He was very high, and it was hard to get a conversation going. He just kept telling me I was as beautiful as the brick wall we were sitting next to, and that my skin looked soft enough to be made into a nice robe. The date lasted maximum 15 minutes.